THE MOOSE MIGRATES

Once upon a time there lived a moose in a far away land called Canada. He was a native of Beaver Creek Yukon Territory. He got very lost one day in and wandered all the way to Ames, Iowa in september of 2000. He found himself at Mickey's Irish Pub, and they took pity on him, offering him a very important full-time position. He decided that he had found a pretty good gig at Mickey's Irish Pub. And so the tradition began, as the first girl to dance on the bar threw her bra on the moose, and the crowd cheered. But, before Mickey's came to be the popular gathering place for college students that it is today, the moose consumed unmentionables of the kind as well. As popularity grew and the crowds got bigger, the moose got pickier. With so many pretty girls to choose from, he ditched his cross-dressing ways, deciding to only accept underwear of the female persuasion. He now encourages women only to dance on the bar, luring them in with the promise of a free shot. And the tradition continues. The moose has found a happy home at Mickey's Irish Pub, because he knows that rarely a day goes by that he goes hungry. And everyone lived happily ever after.